{"product_id":"dungeon-crawler-carl-1","title":"Dungeon Crawler Carl","description":"\u003cp data-end=\"285\" data-start=\"178\"\u003eYou know what’s worse than breaking up with your girlfriend? Being stuck with her prize-winning show cat.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"481\" data-start=\"287\"\u003eYou know what’s worse than that? An alien invasion that wipes out every man-made structure on Earth and turns the surviving humans into unwilling contestants on a brutal intergalactic game show.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"539\" data-start=\"483\"\u003eThat’s exactly what happens to Coast Guard veteran Carl.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"796\" data-start=\"541\"\u003eNow Carl—and his ex-girlfriend’s surprisingly fierce cat, Princess Donut—must fight to survive inside a massive, trap-filled fantasy dungeon. But this isn’t just any dungeon. It’s the set of a galaxy-wide reality show watched by millions of alien viewers. Each level brings new dangers: exploding goblins, magical potions, deadly traps, and even drug-dealing llamas.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1008\" data-start=\"910\"\u003eWelcome, Crawler. Welcome to the Dungeon.\u003cbr data-end=\"954\" data-start=\"951\"\u003eSurvival is optional. Entertaining the viewers is not.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIncludes part one of the exclusive bonus story “Backstage at the Pineapple Cabaret.”\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Offline Books","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47572116111412,"sku":"9780593820254","price":350.0,"currency_code":"MXN","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0631\/7388\/6004\/files\/9780593820254.jpg?v=1773255782","url":"https:\/\/offlinebooks.com\/products\/dungeon-crawler-carl-1","provider":"Offline Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}